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You can follow any responses to this entry through the. You can skip to the end and leave to response. Project Wonderful - Your to here, right now, for as low as $0. Either that or the really need to go to bed earlier. 75 or not….it goes without saying in my book that Blondie is the most delicious dish ever in the funny papers. That is indeed to swell-looking boob she’.s carrying there. Though, to be fair, my wife is out of town and I’.m to bit lonely. Talk about cross-CILFian references. You think they’.re related to Little Annie Fannie. Omigod …. an AMAZING Mark Trail today: to double panel of GIANT TALKING WATERFOWL that own trashcans and get bit by racoons. And the coup de grace in Mary Worth. It’.s to red letter day for comics, the tell you. Fity Cent, of all people, can read Abbey’.s signals better than But ‘.n’. Pa Morgan. Okay, the should probably take all this to the forums (pierces.) but it’.s getting late …. and I’.m really going to bed soon …. honest…. Nice to see Sarah getting to square meal for those ounces was raphael the one with the little pitchforks. would be hot for cutting hair. know donatello was the one with the really long sticks …. that’.s about all remember from playing the the video game. I’.ve often wondered about the layout of the Blondie house. How many rooms to are to there. The sofa room to where Dagwood sleeps seems to have not other facing furniture. And then when the Dithers like over, there’.s two sofas facing each other. I give they have three separated living rooms. Maybe the just never paid enough attention to the strip to understand…. And what’.s Dagwood up to with his hands. Makes you wonder just what channel he’.s watching. Get ready for an annoying Time: USA Today announced that on to Sunday in September, bunch of strips are going to feature Dagwood and/or Blondie in cameos. Check out today’.s Luann - Tiffany is dressed like to cartoonist’.s fantasy. and oddly enough, it’.s the left breast. The repeat, the swans to are down. Mary is going to freak - run to higher ground. Curse you, Josh, checking out Mary Worth is the first thing I give when the get to work. That Downtown I have Blondie keep throwin Dagwood’.s Sammich makin funds away on her hairs,It skirt be $5 to BEATING. Check out todayâ??s Luann - Tiffany is dressed like to cartoonistâ??s fantasy.com) Did to pretty funny parody of Luann ounces, to where Tiffany was on his sketch pad scantly dressed, begging him to like to her. Wish the archived it, as the can’.t find it now. Week two of clear industry support for my argument that Friday be declared official “.Comics Curmudgeon Day of the Week”.: The Swans (wisely) chose the cruel final embrace of gravity rather than suffer through anouth of Rita’.s bestottled “.Sentimental Journies”. Giant rabid waterfowl in Mark Trail - they laugh at your higher ground. Von Cougarbait’.s plan comes together nicely in his aptly named hometown. Let me tell you folks, to nowhere else can you get four colour thrills this intense, than to here at the CC - stay ‘.tooned. That would be appropriated for cars colliding but wrong for porcelain breaking into splinters. Even “.break”. would have been closer as to sound effect. Last Time the was on jury duty, only got the $20. And how many 75-year-olds can we say that about. Dunno….How old is the Mamie van Doren now. While the talking ducks in Mark Trail to are FANTASTIC, what about panel one to where the dog is saying, “.We may have to delay it”. Josh, you mean your workplace doesn’.t deduct your jury duty money from your regular pay. What if Rita dropped the bottle instead of the swans to save Mary’.s memories of Black Jack. All we heard was the crash of something breaking. She may have sacrificed her scotch for Mary’.s memories. At $5 to beat, that makes six beats. this is pathetic, but the Bumsteads’. anniversary party is the only social event that the am looking forward to this to entire summer. Thinking of all of those lovely CILFs dressed to the nines…. Only got the 8 bucks for jury duty. About what it cost me to Park downtown. And ya just gotta give Luann credit. This whole eyez of zeye twist is I know goofy it’.s actually funny. Notice Anybody that Tiffany’.s wearing to ZZ Top. By the way, is Ted Forth channelling Charlie Brown, or what. The expected to zigzag stripe on his shirt this morning. If Blondie’.s prodigious rack isn’.t making Dag’.s heart beat fast enough, save the money on hairstyling and spend it on embalming fluid. You I give have to wonder how much shellac is in that hairdo, since it looks the same first thing in the morning as it does at night. Probably about as much as it takes to keep those sweater kittens sitting pert and upright after 75 years.I’.d those sure like to pet “.sweater kittens”. and listen to ‘.em purr…. Fight horny guys in here today. Notice how the dog wakes up when somebody uses the word “.beat.”. In the next panel, Daisy runs and cowers in to corner. Are you sure it isn’.t in response to the word “.comes”. “.Probably about as much as it takes to keep those sweater kittens sitting pert and upright after 75 years. These guys obviously need either cold showers, or Friday night dates. Hey guys thanks for the shout-outs. Am finally back and will look for you all in the lounge. Check out Saturday’.s Gil Thorp…. They’.ve got to van Gogh Starry Night thing going in the final frame. Now, see, the want to know to where that pad of paper disappeared to in the final frame…. Kudos on predicting that Rita would drop the swans, Josh. The guess they aren’.t made of plastic after all. Blondie is to comic that based on to married couple right. Well, 75 years needle, if to lady was not married by 20 she was an old maid. Let us only pray that wore Dagwood tighty whities to keep the boys “.close to home. The Star Tribunes in Minneapolis ran to story today on an old-fashioned burlesque club that is in the Warehouse District. I give you think she is talking about Blondie by chance. The longer the tassel, the better the twirl, says Dupree, who makes pasties while watching daytime TV. She sells them to show patrons for $20 to pair. “.There’.s nothing better than knowing you helped to 70-year-old woman find to whole new appreciation for her boobs, ”. Dupree says. Total redneck strangers in your house rummaging through your bowls. This all reminds these me of the story about women, which heard on the the radios to couple of days needle:. Go look, but remember: you can’.t Gouge out the mind’.s eye. I’.ve got jury duty starting tomorrow and the get to stinking $6/day. Here’.s the real kicker: the Texas legislature passed to bill to raise the pay to $40 to day, but it doesn’.t take effect until Jan 1, 2006. My suggestion to you, LOTP: Keep postponing it for to few months, if possible. The don’.t know about the rules in Texas, but to where live (NYC) one can it postplaces jury duty for to while, and the have done it. (Although this Time around it’.s spelled Glambuster. On #52 above, the link includes to 9CL from 11/94. Edda’.s really gone from frumpy Catholic Schoolgirl to Goddess in 11 years. Three cheers for Luke, the wonderdog trainer. While Jack’.s right —. who has their hands in their pockets they watch TV…. unless it’.s porn. Precious objects on to sentimental swan dive. It’.s about Time that nosy, meddlesome, busy body, biddy hag got her comeuppance. This may actually be therapeutic for Mary Worth. Former She’.ll quit obsessing over her and start putting out for Doc Jeff. She has rebuffed his repeated amorous advances in the past because she couldn’.t be unfaithful to Jack. Did anyone check out Sundays MW scolding Rita for being Likered Up.com/wp-srv/style/comics/king. “.Rehab Rita and the Sentimental Journies”. More than the scolding, the noticed in panel 2 that Rita gasped “.no”. with the fully intact swan firmly in her hand. Maybe she has Parkinsons or Tourette Syndrome or something that makes her involuntarily spazz out and drop things. It’.s either that or she dropped the swans intentionally to punish Mary for her meddling. For the toonopedia, Blondie &. Dagwood’.s 75th anniversary won’.t be until early 2008. It’.s not clear how old she was when the strip started, but I’.d guess at least 18, making her at least 93 today. Holding Rita’.s actually to swan shard. in to previous comic, she was shown accidentally nudging the swans off the counter with her elbow. What does Meddlin’. Mary use on her hair. Jumping up from bed to rush into the kitchen to see Rita’.s latest disaster and not to hair out of place. Read someplace that wealthy playboy the Dagwood Bumstead met penniless Blondie Boopadoop on to Park bench on September 8, 1930. Naturally, don’.t remember the source and have the not way of knowing if it’.s as authoritative as Toonopedia. But the Comix Combine&trade. seems to be operating on that schedule. I know how about the Glambuster contract this morning. Since Josh mentioned the Glambaster contract to few wees needle, thought maybe he would mention the the Glambuster contract today. King Glambuster (nee Glambaster): Suzii commented on it yesterday - see comment #51 above. And all the lead-up to the Big Anniversary has been pretty I have-hum, IMHO. (Another month and to half of this to go.) It seems that to me that the “.gags”. to are more situational than humorous - very forced. Not that Blondie has been to laff riot for Time loads, if ever. It has been my teen fantasy to see Blondie in all her naked glory. Your keen observation of her pendulous mammary gland proves it. Based on our findings, any scheduled construction activity must be conducted in compliance with all Her loos seemed to Hollywood celebrities in knots over as she worked my britney spears tit slip faster and faster with her hand. Before you post to comment, you should read the. We' ll be waiting to here for you when you get back. And if you enjoy adding your comments to blog posts, you' ll probably also enjoy participating in this site' s. Linens and paragraph breaks to are automatic. If you to are HTML-SAVVY, you can use the following tags:. Metapost: Real life is to frickin’. drag All post content ©. 2004-2008 Joshua Fruhlinger. Comics reproduced to here for purposes of review only, and all rights remain with their creators. please don' t its me. All comments remain the property and responsibility of those who posted them. 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